How I Know I Have A Bad Pattern

Me telling UBBF about the 5 Minute Crush , went something like this.

UBBF: So do you see him all the time?

Me: No, he lives too far away.

U: Oh, do you chat with him?

M: Nope, no IMing.

U: Well, do you guys chat at work?

M: No, we don't work together.

U: Oh, well I guess that makes things a little harder. What about lunches?

M: Uh, he doesn't work here.

U: Wait, he doesn't work at your company?

M: Haha, no. Novel isn't it?

U: Ohhhhhhhh.......