How To Know You've Been Brainwashed By Work

• You feel guilty leaving before 9pm
• You check your work email 1st thing in the morning, every hour when you're away from work and right before you go to sleep
• When one of your coworkers takes an early paternity leave because his wife delivers 3 weeks early, the first thing you think is "damn, we're down one artist! I need a plan B for this project!"
• When one of the artists declines a dinner order, you ask "are you sure you don't need to work late?"
  
• You're bitter at the people who only work 8 hours and leave before 7. You think they're slackers.
• You dream about work. Then you wake up. And go to work.